Beyonce and Jay-Z--So Happy Together!!

Despite all the rumors that are already surrounding the newlyweds they seem to look pretty happy to me, well Beyonce does at least. They were leaving the Palm Beach Casino in Cannes.

Which Celeb is this??

Despite his untold dedication to his wife. We have received reports that a newly married husband has been stepping out on his wife with a variety of call girls.

*Our cheating hubby has rented suites stocked with weed and Dom.
*He loves to sexually entertain two women at a time.
*His favorite destination for call girl hookups is in Las Vegas.
*When he arrives in Las Vegas, sometimes, escorts are waiting for him in his limo and a lot of hanky panky goes on enroute to his hotel suite.

His wife remains clueless as he runs up a secretive tab for high end escorts.
This has become an addiction for him.
He tells his wife he has to go out of town on business when he’s really meeting up with ladies of the evening.
The wife has allegedly been telling friends that their sex life had died down since their marriage because her husband is such a workaholic but the real reason is:
He’s stepping out on her.

People are buzzing with this news, most commonly they are thinking it's Usher and Tameka, or Jay-Z and Beyonce, considering Jay’s recent involvement with opening his 40/40Club in Vegas and NYC, he seems to fit perfectly.

Who do you think it is??

[source:panache report]

Beyonce and Jay-Z Having a Baby??

Friends of Jay Z and Beyonce are saying that the singer is pregnant with their first child. A source said, "She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight," "When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now." A lot of pregnancy weight?? They haven't even been married that long.

Beyonce's rep commcented, "I don't know if she's pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you." What a bitch. It would have been better if she said nothing at all. But i guess it must be annoying to get calls all day with the same question, but damn it is her job.

Mathew Knowles (Beyonce's dad/manager) had this to say to US Magazine:

"They said that a month ago,"(That she was pregnant) "We don't comment," he said. "We just let people make fools of themselves."

The Hills girls on new cover of Rolling Stone

For once the girls of The Hills weren't photshopped in a cover shoot For RS.

This spring's season premiere earned the show a record 3.9 million viewers — the highest-rated cable telecast of the year so far — with an estimated 5 million more views online. People love drama and thats why they watch the Hills. During the 9hour photo shoot everything went great,except that Heidi and Lauren did not say one word to eachother, but no one thought they would anyway.

"It's jealousy, man," Spencer says. "It's human. I'm jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch. I feel for these people who wish they could be on reality television and not in their cubicles. You got to thank your haters." Wow ...he really is the biggest loser of all.